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Play Final Fantasy Too Much...

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You Know You Play Final Fantasy Too Much When...

1) You've lost hundreds of hours of your life occupied in the Final Fantasy Universe.
2) You have to convince your parents/spouse/significant other that it's not that unusual to spend a hundred+ hours beating a Final Fantasy.
3) You start calling money Gil.
4) You own every single Final Fantasy ever made. Sometimes paying 80+ dollars to get it. (Final Fantasy VII, anyone?)
5) You have the patience to play through any game, no matter how long.
6) You've picked what job class you would be if you were in a Final Fantasy game.
7) You try to summon a summoned creature...
8) ... And, somehow, to everyone's amazement... it worked!
9) You call airplanes Airships.
10) Chickens are just baby Chocobos.
11) If you are male, you've fallen in love with the heroine. If you are female, you've fallen in love with the hero.
12) You are known to rant and rave about how difficult (insert Boss's name here) is to beat.
13) You constantly wonder about the slight inaccuracies in Kingdom Hearts. (Aerith alive? Squall and Yuffie know each other? Yuna, Rikku, and Paine are fairy-migits?)
14) Every time someone refered to Squall as 'Leon' in Kingdom Hearts, you translated it in your mind to 'Squall'.
15) You cried during all the sad endings. (Ones I know about: Final Fantasy II, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, and Final Fantasy X.)
16) They've announced Dissidia: Final Fantasy. If it doesn't get released in your native country, you are going to cry. Seriously.
17) You have/are planning to buy a PS3 just so that you can play Final Fantasy XIII.
18) Ultima Weapon? Phff! You've beaten it in every single game! You need a REAL challenge!
19) You regard it as your mission in life to complete every side-quest.
20) Game Shark cheats. Yeah... You've used them.
21) As soon as you buy a new Final Fantasy game, you start looking for the character named 'Cid'.
22) You take pleasure in maxing out your party's stats and then fighting the final boss to watch as he/she/it writhes helplessly as you beat it to a pulp with your awesome power.
23) Ribbons are the best accesory EVER!!!!
24) You waste a whole afternoon trying to explain to a Final Fantasy NooB that most Final Fantasies are in NO WAY directly related to each other! No sequels! No prequels! No 'a thousand years later...'! Just... NO!!!
25) You collect Final Fantasy swords. (Holds Masamune to self) Mine!!!
26) Your computer's wallpaper is Final Fantasy-related. (Me? A picture of Zack!)
27) You lament that the other games that you own are not Final Fantasy.
28) You've built a shrine dedicated to your favorite Final Fantasy Character.
29) You send your prayers to Chaos and Cosmos. The now confirmed official gods of Final Fantasy.
30) You hope that they make as many games as there are points in my list... No... on second thought... you'd like five times as many games made!
Well... I've got a 'You Know You've Played Kingdom Hearts Too Much' and a 'You Know You've Played Jak and Daxter Too Much'. So, now I've decided to add Final Fantasy to the mix!

It should be known that I have not played FFIII, FFIV, FFV, FFVI, FFIX, and FFIX. But I'm working on it.

Had lots of fun on this, but I don't have time to say an awful lot, because I have to run. Going out for the day. I'll add more to this comment when I get back.

See ya!

Final Fantasies (c) Square Enix
List (c) OrlandoBloomFn
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IgnisFotia's avatar
I'm SO glad I'm not a die-hard fan...