LightEcoSage1

My personal favourites are Penis Related....Just sharing, they're funny to me. Anyway, please enjoy. *C-Sec labels anyone attacking Garrus Vakarian as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. *Garrus Vakarian just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Omega's infrastructure. *Garrus Vakarian doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths. *Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1GVHs (Garrus Vakarian Headshot) *Garrus Vakarian does not sleep. He waits. *Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice. *If you can see Garrus Vakarian, he can see you. If you can't see Garrus Vakari